Sunday, October 23, 2005

My Crisis Hotline

One day, I will have a crisis hotline for the horrifically depressed and it will just be me making a variety of fart sounds. I'll start with the classics, the big loud flappers that you do with the heels of your hands mashed together over your mouth and then I'll move on squishy farts, jogging farts, and hissing farts. My finale will be the tense, quiet little fart that comes out with a question mark. You know the one.

I've tested this method of psychological intervention on myself and few lucky others, and let me tell you, 100% success rate even in the darkest of times.

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